remember that once in the late 70’s a face character for pooh at disneyland was accused of hitting a child in the face on accident and so the dude came back to court after the recess in the pooh costume and answering the questions as pooh and fucking danced in the courtroom in order to prove that the arms were too high up to hit the kid and he was acquitted within 20 minutes
That’s some Phoenix Wright shit right there, I swear
Concept: This site stops romanticising being completely dependent on one other person
oh wow and because today I don’t feel like going on a night out my friend is demanding to know what he’s done wrong and why I’m in a mood. Like??? I. just. don’t. want to go clubbing tonight
“I’m sorry for what I said last night, I’m such a terrible person” - This isn’t an apology it’s just him hinting that he wants me to rush to validate him and excuse everything he’s said lmao
I answered a question wrong and now he’s not talking to me again
Concept: This site stops romanticising being completely dependent on one other person
oh wow and because today I don’t feel like going on a night out my friend is demanding to know what he’s done wrong and why I’m in a mood. Like??? I. just. don’t. want to go clubbing tonight
“I’m sorry for what I said last night, I’m such a terrible person” - This isn’t an apology it’s just him hinting that he wants me to rush to validate him and excuse everything he’s said lmao
Concept: This site stops romanticising being completely dependent on one other person
oh wow and because today I don’t feel like going on a night out my friend is demanding to know what he’s done wrong and why I’m in a mood. Like??? I. just. don’t. want to go clubbing tonight
